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Posted: 26 Feb 2012 06:29 AM PST
Do you think Retroviral should invite me round for an interview?
My name is Kirsty Sharman (@KirstyCarrot)… and I would like to be an Online Community Manager for Retroviral (they're hiring). Why you ask? Because I heart Digital (I even spell it with a capital D because I feel it's important enough to be a noun), Retroviral released a video a while ago that gave me goose bumps… it made me Stop, drop and re-consider my path… If you haven't seen it, watch it, it's LEGEND! Watch it Here
Below are 12 reasons why I think Mike Sharman (the Boss man at @retroviral) should hire me. If you think I deserve an interview, PLEASE tweet this post and REMEMBER to use the #WeWantKirsty hashtag!
- I have a tertiary Degree. Bachelor of Arts in Multimedia Design (it's a requirement folks).
- I have Lady Balls. One time I even kissed a horse whilst wearing intimidating sunglasses… Don't believe me?
- I'm not afraid to ask questions. I'm not going to tell you I know everything because that would make me a liar, and no one likes a liar, but I am going to tell you that what I don't know I will learn… and I will learn it FAST.
- An existing online presence. My Comic Web-Blog (Lunch Money Mafia) has built a small community over time… and I have made me a few twitter BFF's. If you times my amount of followers by 34 388 then I'm basically as popular as Justin Bieber online.
- I'm passionate about all things digital. No jokes there, I laugh in the face of paper.
- I'm a team player, and I'm confident I can bring new ideas to the table. After all, people always tell me that two minds are better than one… I have done a little comic to help explain my logic here.
- I can like to work the interwebs. Twitter, Facebook, Tweetdeck, Stumble, Linkedin, Google+, Google Analytics, Tumblr, WordPress (my favorite blogging platform), Blogger, YouTube, HTML, CSS… and the Adobe creative suit is my playground!
- I can write #LikeABoss. If you ignore the whole "I can like to work the interwebs" line.
- I always go the extra mile. When they tell me to come to work dressed as a Chav, I don't only go dressed as a chav… I bring my Chav baby with me to work too. Cause them Pom government folk don't pay for no baby sitters innit?…am i Bovered?
- I have those interpersonal skills you're looking for. I learnt those social skills pretty QUICK when I discovered I was the reason the saying "white people can't dance" actually exists… I had to make friends somehow!
- I think Retroviral is the SH*T. The work I've seen them do MATTERS. I WANT TO MATTER.
(***Please NOTE, even though we share the same surname, there is no relation)
Think I deserve that interview? Then let it be heard! Tweet, Tweet and Tweet some more my little chinchilla's!! And remember to use #WeWantKirsty so I can track 
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